Instead, it was Victoria Fitzsimmons who got to take the perfect replica for a spin to check out its top speed of 46 miles an hour.
Described as “the best toy in the world” by its makers, engineering firm Pocket Classics, the tiny Jag has a grown-up price tag of £10,000. It comes with a 110cc petrol engine or an electric motor.
The firm also makes “tribute” versions of the Mercedes 300SL, Willys Jeep, Bugatti Type-35 and the Porsche Speedster. Some can be driven by children as young as four but they are just big enough for an adult to squeeze in.
Ben Hedley of Pocket Classics said: “When you get an adult behind the wheel, their eyes light up. Many of our customers own the real thing and want a smaller version for their children.”
But Noddy would have to watch out – the cars are only legal on private property.